Procrastinetworking 

The act of perusing social networking sites such as MySpace and Facebook as a means of putting off something that is usually more important.

Guy 1: So what have you been up to today?
Guy 2: Well, I was supposed to be writing my grandpa's eulogy, but that's a total downer. So I've pretty much just been procrastinetworking all day.

Procrastinetworking by J Martino March 4, 2009

procrastination 

Procrastination is a plague that quickly spreads through crowds of students. It is most commonly found in high schools, where teenagers make up the highest contamination rates. It is airborne and extremely dangerous; infection can occur even if there is no contact with an infected person.

Side-effects may (but do not always) include (but are not limited to): loss of sleep, rushed accomplishment of tasks, getting grounded, receiving bad grades, stress, and self-hate.

If you find yourself putting-off important tasks to do unnecessary things YOU HAVE MOST LIKELY BEEN INFECTED.

There is no defined cure for procrastination, the lucky few who are able to rid themselves of this disease do so with very specific methods that often work only on a case-by-case basis, your best hope of survival is to fight the virus whenever it tries to take control of you.

Recommended weapon of defense: will power.

Jack: Oh man! I should start that English paper due tomorrow, but I can't stop reading these funny jokes online. How about you Josh, having the same problem?

Josh: Nope. I have will-power so no procrastination.

procrastination by nerdwithswag January 1, 2012

Procrastination Chores 

Everyday chores that are normally neglected, but which all of a sudden seem like an excellent thing to do around the time when you have to do an important assignment or when you have to study.

Bobis: "Yesterday when i sat down to study, i realized i had to do some procrastination chores and so i ended up cleaning my room, doing some laundry, and refilling my Q-tip container before i actually got anything done."

Procrastination Chores by Dballa October 1, 2010

Procrastinationitis 

A disease caused by Procrastination. One who suffers from procrastinating in excess.

He never does anything on time, he must suffer from Procrastinationitis.

Procrastinationitis by LiLi77 January 2, 2011

procrastination 

ill do this tommorow

An example of procrastination is..... I'll finish this tomorrow.

procrastination by fod2 June 6, 2010

procrastination masturbation 

a term used to describe the time when you should be doing homework, but you are using it to masturbate.

the math homework looked too long so i used procrastination masturbation too relieve my boredom and frusteration.

procrastination masturbation by lax1234 November 7, 2010

Precrastinator 

One who has the urge to get everything done in advance—the opposite of a procrastinator. It can have both positive and negative effects.

Someone with chronic precrastination will attempt to precrastinate even when they do not have the time to do so until it drives them crazy, while others will benefit from it temporarily. In other cases, precrastination will lead you to mess up because you did not think things through.

Sally already finished tomorrow's homework because she is a precrastinator.

Sally couldn't go to the party because she was precrastinating all night.

Because Sally precrastinated on her homework, she didn’t understand the material and got a bad grade.

Precrastinator by bluebubblezz February 24, 2014