probe

Something that americans tend to have jammed up their asses halting any neural activity in their brain.

That fucking american's been probed.

by superostia November 12, 2003

anal probe

a probe used on the anus. used to discover the iner most cavity of an anus

a doctor could use an anal probe to dislodge a pencil from a pacients anus

by aaaaarochey May 13, 2005

Probe

Something that young men who tan too much and have no future drive as if it's a Lotus.

"I'm such a tool, I had to buy a Ford Probe!"

by Lottylula May 19, 2008

bah anal probe

the term used to describe the image of an alien sticking its probe up the jaxie of the sheep emotion on msn...very amusing image =

example 1: (dragging it out) its the bah anal probeeeee

by emma..x December 27, 2007

a procedure

Code phrase used when a woman needs to have an abortion; usually used to hide the fact that she is going in for the operation to mixed company.

Girl, I won't be going to the club tomorrow night, I gotta rest up cause I'm having a procedure the day after next.

by Chizz October 11, 2004

Quality Anal Probe

When someone inserts their finger or penis into a rectum, and a quality one.

Bob gave me a quality anal probe.

by you_must_be_gay April 14, 2006

Manolo probe popsicle

When you stick an expensive stiletto up a guy's ass and then make him lick it.

I don't care which hedge fund he worked for, I wasn't about to kiss him after the Manolo probe popsicle.

by MyMillie May 24, 2008