Prezels

The wrong way to spell "pretzels".
You're welcome.

OH CRAP I SPELLED "PRETZELS" LIKE "PREZELS"!!!

by Xion.Poops June 29, 2016

stupidity is priceless

stupidity is priceless, you never know how much it might cost you.

"man! that was stupid thing to do, how much it cost you? as i always say, Stupidity is priceless, you never know how much it costs you".
"well, Stupidity is priceless, due to the stupidity of our colleague, god knows how much it will cost us to fix the damage"

by Fox1 April 29, 2009

winning the prize

Succeeding in doing something which would be extremely cool, but in fact doesn't work, which fact should be obvious.

"Imprint Time Walk on Isochron Scepter. Good game?"
"..."
"See, I get all the rest of the turns..."
"You win the prize. Good job."

by Hukuma Xpyweb September 4, 2004

Prized Pig

Describes the token (attractive) female in a predominately male environment, such as an engineering department. Typically the center of unwanted advancements and conversely a target of opportunity for her male colleagues.

"I heard Laura is studying mechanical engineering at Purdue... She's gonna be the prized pig of all the nerds."

"Finally, a cute girl showed up in the office."

"She's not that good, you're just getting desperate."
"Fuck it, I'm going poaching for my prized pig."

by High Speed and Hooah December 27, 2012

priveledge

AKA privilege if you aren't bright enough to realize it...

It is a great priveledge to be graced by my fucking presence

by noobi May 21, 2011

shack prize

a piece of clothing that you obtain as a result of spending the night at someone's place, or them spending the night at your place.

"Damn...where did you get that serape?

"It's a shack prize from that guy who I met last Saturday at the Cinco de Mayo party. He forgot it when he snuck out on Sunday morning."

by duckling350 November 6, 2005

cash'n prizes

a females body parts (tits and ass)

"check out that bitche's cash'n prizes"

by Kristine Stobert December 20, 2007