Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

Primal Sesh.

A session of any sorts that is truly Prime. And;or of Primal nature. Ex: Primal session at botanical with dank tank and flower optimos

Primal sesh.: defined as a perfect place and timed full session of true dankie in a intimate unique moment.

Ex:
this is a primal location! Spark it up!

Dude hell yeah what a primal sesh at the garden what a prime cone to chief on the dome.

by NelsBdawg321 May 29, 2019

primal coon

An African American than has reverted to an early stage of development. They also have a significantly devolved brain. This can happen when they use too many drugs; notably crack cocaine.

Julie wants to play with a black boy. Please don't Julie, that is a primal coon. You could get hurt because they don't understand anything.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022

Primal Soup

A sexual act when one throws up into another's butthole and keeps it plugged for a few hours. Therefore, creating a questionable, biological stew in one's bowel or, a primal soup.

Dave: Hey, where's Stassi?
Chad: Oh man, last night we made some primal soup and now she's in the hospital!
Dave: Do you regret it?
Chad: Hell. No.

by stankyANKy November 6, 2017