pietard

Similar to mootard, with more emphasis on the subject's obesity.

You fat, ugly retard. You're a pietard.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

Petard

A person entirely too stupid to live.
Somebody who is equally a Pider and a Retard.

Why the hell did you invite that petard out tonight?

by MaximoSuchka June 4, 2018

Pre-tard

Referred to as a stupid dumbass who does/says questionable things but has not quite achieved the full status of 'retard'.
A 'retard' in the making.
Padawan retard.
Trainee hillbilly/redneck.
The prequel to 'retard'.

Man 1 - "I can't believe Billy said that to John. What a stupid mother fucker".

Man 2 - "The guy is void of any brain cells. He's a total Pre-tard".

George went to the shop for some milk and came back with a hooker. What a Pre-tard.

by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022

PETArds

A member of the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Some fucking PETArds just stole my steak.

by Beefchoker January 11, 2008

petarded

A slang commonly used by those who observe the misuse or "rushing" of units known as petards in Age of Empires 2: Age of Kings.

That was so damn petarded!

by Massive Johnson Esquire February 23, 2003

petard

A combination between a penis and a retard.

That kid with the big head is such a petard.

by Steven September 16, 2003

petard

This is what causes males (typically 13-19) to draw dicks whenever they get the chance to.

You know those dicks drawn in sharpie in the public bathroom? Well thats just another petard.

by ROFL-CAKE December 2, 2010