peachy keen dream

Having everything work out perfectly and in harmony with your entire existence...then waking up.

Oh, man. Last night I had a real peachy keen dream.

by Obnubilater March 13, 2008

Preacher's Moustache

The butt grease on one's upper lip remaining after giving a rim job.

Vaguely similar to the Dirty Sanchez.

When Father O'Connor came back from the bathroom he had a Preacher's Moustache, that dirty bastard.

by Christie Corpus September 27, 2004

Preach-Speak

When a fundamentalist christian gets so angry/excited about God over the internet that they start to type in all caps. While typing in all caps, they forget to use punctuation marks except for the occasional "!!!!!." These christians have been known to spew out mass chunks of angry bullshit in huge blocks of text. They end the block(s) text with "I'LL PRAY FOR YOU" or "YOU ARE LOST YOU ARE GOING TO HELL."

Person 1: I'm really starting to doubt the story of Jesus was completely true.

Person 2: I mean come on, a virgin birth?

Fundie christian: JESUS IS REAL HE DIEDD FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD IT IS INFALLIBLE!!!! THE VIRGIN BIRRTH WAS REAL THEY FOUND HER BLOOD IN A TOMB IN ISREAL THIS COUNTRY IS BECOMING GODLESS EVERYONE IS LOST AND IS GOING TO HELL! I WILL PRAY FOR ALL OF YOU SO THAT GOD WILL TAKE YOU BACK!!!!!!!!!"

Person 2: WTH?

Person 1: lol preach-speak

by RationalEmily July 19, 2009

Fire And Butthole Preacher

A Preacher that rails against the sin of sodomy and proclaims a curse of flames coming out of the practitioners Butthole (Rectum)
Phrase inspired by a famous but hard to find monlogue / Prophecy by Pastor James David Manning - ATLAH Church - Harlem NYC.

Search 'Game of Manning: Flaming Buttholes for Sodomites' in YouTube for probably the only complete (or near complete) copy of this monologue.

I was watching some Pastor on YouTube and he was saying stuff like :

..."and preacher , if you a sodomite - If ya don't ask God to heal ya, you'll have a flame coming out of your butthole - you'll need asbetsos diapers to stop the flames burning a hole in your trousers. Thus sayeth God almighty"

And I thought to myself - sure enough He's A fire and butthole Preacher !

by Devlin Dogue May 10, 2018

Preach the Flosspel

To Preach the Flosspel: (verb) The act of motivating someone to floss (or brush) to improve their oral health. Can include dental health education and technique advice.

Hygienist: bitch, you got some serious periodontitis, I'ma preach the flosspel on yo ass!

by Kittridge February 25, 2008

preaching to the Buddha

trying to teach someone something they already know

"If you want to ride an elephant, you have to embrace the beast inside you"
"You're preaching to the Buddha, man, I've done this a million times"

by plokijuh098 April 22, 2010

Super Preaching

The precise definition is: The kind of preaching that is ordained supernaturally , anointed, planned, and executed by God through a faithful servant who serves as a pastor, preacher or evangelist and preaches the extreme message of the good news and the gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ (The Cross) and extreme Hell preaching that condemns sin and emphasizes sin, Judgment ,Hell and teaches the whole counsel of God.

When Tony preaches to a congregation, his preaching is described as Super Preaching.

by Master Theologian August 25, 2010