Poon

To throw wads of wet toilet roll over the top of a toilet cubicle whilst someone is on the loo.

'OMG i totally pooned that person - HILARIOUS'

by Fruitshoot38 September 11, 2011

poon

1. An adjective that emphasises another adjectives meaning
eg. sad poon = very sad

OR

2. An alternative to the use of words like "stuff" or phrases like "the shit"
eg. That is the shit = That is the poon
eg. Thats good stuff = Thats mad poon

1.
eg. sad poon = very sad

2.
eg. That is the shit = That is the poon
eg. Thats good stuff = Thats mad poon

by Will13 September 13, 2006

poon

That asian kid who deals weed out of his chinese restaurant.

Yo poon lemme get some trees... and that sweet and sour chicken.

by matt April 1, 2005

poon

1: A person possessing little or no courage or moral resolve.
2: Used as a generic, often meaningless insult.

Don't one-up me poon.
Just do it already, don't be a poon.

by transience December 25, 2007

poon

1. The lurking muff

2. See alabama swamp ass

1. Hairy poon phreak, yo!

2. Phred, scope him slingin' the swamp ass in that muff's poon yo!!

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003

poon

to disrespect,embarass, or put-down.

Damn man, you just got pooned!
or-
Don't poon me you little fuck!

by Jay Brown July 1, 2005

poon

1) a cute and somewhat scrumptious object of affection
2) something you may mumble while sitting near a poon

theo is a huggable poon

by lisa November 11, 2002