pooning

The Process of getting Poon Tang.

I wanted to hang out with you but you were too busy pooning your girlfriend

by Dooley July 12, 2006

Pooned

Getting beaten at something very badly

I got pooned by him in that race

by Bonez666 September 1, 2008

pooned

being owned by a noob

"AW DUDE THAT KID JUST POONED U"
"he was using a noob combo"

by i make words August 27, 2007

Poon

(noun)

1. A stupid person

2. A non-mainstream version of goofball or goof

Person 1: I just tripped up the stairs!

Person 2: You're such a poon

by nottoday123 April 12, 2012

Pooning

A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.

"Dude, I am pooning too hard right now."

"Who's down to poon tonight?"

by Codosex April 21, 2010

pooning

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash

You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 17, 2005

poons

imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!

john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009