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Plucking the turkey

Conversation in the locker room after sports -

Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!

Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
by antron76 October 1, 2012
mugGet the Plucking the turkeymug.

pluck my own sparrows

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows
by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021
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plucked

plucked means someone is ugly or unattractive
that girl is plucked ”
by asia2oppy July 20, 2023
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Husky Pluck

The act of plucking or pulling fur clumps from a Husky. Normally when huskies fur is bombing
My husky is shedding his winter coat, I like to husky pluck the clumps of fur.
by Atlrex October 6, 2017
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corn plucking

A corn cernal that is removed from a erected peni after butt sex has occured if still confused look to the definition of tomato skinning
You can tell he and his boi friend are corn pluckers.

Dude bro last night we had a hell of a time corn plucking
by Mr. pluckins May 10, 2017
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piss flap plucking

The ancient art of plucking ones public hair from the labium.
Are you engaging in piss flap plucking again?
by Lady queefa June 11, 2019
mugGet the piss flap pluckingmug.

pluck the cat

"hey mom, ima go pluck the cat"

"its looking like a congo down there, better go pluck the cat."
by RYUHD October 2, 2017
mugGet the pluck the catmug.

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