Kebab please

Omersexual will make a delicious kebab for you!

Hey Omersexual get back to work and prepare kebab for him you lazy cunt!

When you say kebab please is time to Omersexual get back to work!

by nobody.22 February 14, 2023

Pleast

a person who is muscly and is a ladys man. combiniation of a player and a beast

Person 1: My god did you see that guy?
Person 2: yeah paul is such a pleast!!!!!!!!

by lolzozoz October 25, 2008

pleasurepain

1. Feeling or emotion that feels so good that it hurts
2. Feeling or emotion that hurts so much that it feels good
3. Feeling pleasure and pain at the same time

Usually sexual.
Can describe the feeling of having an orgasm.

Last night, I banged her so hard and so fast that she screamed out in pleasurepain twice.
Then, she sucked me dry, causing me to moan out in pleasurepain.

That girl I had a one night stand with tied me to the bedposts upside down and whipped my ass hard which caused the feeling of pleasurepain to undulate throughout my body.

Pleasurepain is the best feeling in the world.

by Wondersaboutcanada January 27, 2008

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.

Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."

by Movianne February 20, 2019

Pleasure Leisure Companion

It'one of a kind. Better than friends with benefits, while not being in a commited relationship.

- How long have you been together?

- Together wtf?
- I though he is your bf.

- Ah no. He is my Pleasure Leisure Companion.

by darisha_231 March 20, 2021

tone please

Server Graphics parlance. Basically this bloke says it every time he needs help, Tone is the bloke who has to wipe his arse for him.

Kanti - "Tone please..."

by Bill Sutton July 31, 2004

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by Trumpium December 14, 2021