When one proceeds to lie flat on a dangerous/unusual surface, with their hands by their sides. A photo is then taken of the planker, and posted online. It is a competition to plank in the most unusual/dangerous place. People have died planking - yet it is still an internet craze. Its fucking stupid.
Dude, did you see that guy lying on top of that 8 storey high pole?
Yeah man, he was planking.
Oh. Get a photo before he fell?
Yeah man, he was planking.
Oh. Get a photo before he fell?
by jahhman23 June 19, 2011
Get the planking mug.An excersise that tones and strengthens the users core abdominal muscles. You lie down on your front supported from touching the floor by your forearms, your feet assume the position they would if you were doing press-ups (push-ups US) You must then remain in the position, without allowing your body to sag for as long as possible.
As this is a timed excersise it is often used as a competition between people - whoever can do it for the longest time wins! Anything above 3 minutes is good, 6 minutes excellent.
As this is a timed excersise it is often used as a competition between people - whoever can do it for the longest time wins! Anything above 3 minutes is good, 6 minutes excellent.
Joe: I love Jayne!
Tom: Me too, we must battle to the death for her heart
Joe: I too, wish to win the heart of Jayne, but death would not be adequate for her heart... We must perform... THE PLANK!!
Tom: Lets do this!
Tom: Me too, we must battle to the death for her heart
Joe: I too, wish to win the heart of Jayne, but death would not be adequate for her heart... We must perform... THE PLANK!!
Tom: Lets do this!
by Kid Nock January 20, 2006
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Plawcks means please. It is the pronunciation of plox. Usually used for purposely trying to sound stupid. It becomes a bad habit of keep saying it alot if you use it too much.
See plox, plz, plx.
See plox, plz, plx.
by [[yousuck]] July 29, 2008
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Get the plaucks mug.dave: dude look at that rail. look at that bridge! and that gate! we can plank all of these!
steve: i know man, this is a total plankground.
steve: i know man, this is a total plankground.
by nickesmuyguapo December 8, 2011
Get the plankground mug.compound word derived from the two words planking and sandwich. In its pure form it is three people simultaneously planking in a horizontal stack of male female male. Other constructions are permissable, however three 'plankwichers' are the official minimum. first recorded plankwich occured 15th June 2011 in Kuching Malaysia and was performed by three australians. plankwiching in public requires planning, speed, caution and a camera.
' I had a great plankwich last night '
He: Was that your first plankwich, because you were great!'
She: Yes it was my first but it wont be my last!'
Me: "I'd rather have a plankwich than sex"
My friend: "I didnt think your wife was that bad"
Me: "No plankwiching is that good!"
He: Was that your first plankwich, because you were great!'
She: Yes it was my first but it wont be my last!'
Me: "I'd rather have a plankwich than sex"
My friend: "I didnt think your wife was that bad"
Me: "No plankwiching is that good!"
by inaughte69 June 22, 2011
Get the plankwich mug.The feeling of having a friend crush or a work crush, but not wanting to pursue a romantic relationship with them. The feeling is identified with the urge to constantly be around the person in question, and simply talk and be friendly with them.
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