plankwich

compound word derived from the two words planking and sandwich. In its pure form it is three people simultaneously planking in a horizontal stack of male female male. Other constructions are permissable, however three 'plankwichers' are the official minimum. first recorded plankwich occured 15th June 2011 in Kuching Malaysia and was performed by three australians. plankwiching in public requires planning, speed, caution and a camera.

' I had a great plankwich last night '

He: Was that your first plankwich, because you were great!'
She: Yes it was my first but it wont be my last!'
Me: "I'd rather have a plankwich than sex"
My friend: "I didnt think your wife was that bad"
Me: "No plankwiching is that good!"

by inaughte69 June 22, 2011

pandwich

A panda meat sandwich.

I would like a pandwich on wheat with a side of bamboo.

by Pandastic May 20, 2014

panwich

The unidentifiable and malodorous contents in the fold of an obese stomach covering the groin area often refered to as a panis. Can range from remote controls, cell phones, small pets, cookie crumbs, the last flight out of denver or even previous lovers. Often moistened by cheezy condiment spread

"Man I would like a bite of that panwich"

by amandahqtpie October 6, 2008

Plankicide

Suicide by planking. Planking being the act of lying dead-straight face-down with arms by sides, like a plank.

"Plankicide has become a huge problem amongst suicidal plankers." - credible news source

by lillipad14 June 24, 2011

panwich

A panwich is a unique combination of pancake and sandwich fillings to enhance a once bland sandwich experience into a whole other dimension of excellence.

Do you like pancakes?
Do you like sandwiches?

If so, the panwich is your perfect panwich.

Bro 1: sup brah? You hungry?

Bro 2: Yea man I'm jonesin for some delicious eats.

Bro 3: PANWICH PANWICH PANWICH!!!!

All: Thank god. Best idea ever.

by seanjennincorporated August 23, 2012

Panwich-it

When a member of management, usually a women, acts worse than an cunt.

Have you met our new manager? She is worse than the last one, a total panwich-it.

by Jake Mehouf October 11, 2022

Panwich

A sandwich made using pancakes, typically with sweet or savory filling)

I made a panwich with peanut butter this morning.

by JaceGuity May 25, 2025