An apache pilot is a Military Officer often characterized as one who, has no regard for safety, is often considered to be arrogant, and is thought to have the ability to drink copious amounts of alcohol. Army Apache Pilots are normally smarter than the average human being and are the most aesthetically pleasing people on the planet. To be in the presence of an Army Apache pilot is an accomplishment. The AH - 64 Apache helicopter is a 20 million dollar war machine that should be respected as such. Women are normally drawn to Apache pilots because of their attitude in the military and their above average looks.
Jon: I didn't know Dave was an Apache pilot
Randy: Yeah, why else would he be referring to himself as God's gift to women after finishing a half gallon of rum last night?
Randy: Yeah, why else would he be referring to himself as God's gift to women after finishing a half gallon of rum last night?
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I was at Suzies doing some of that high speed/chicken feed and decided to pass her a "Texas Pilo".....Boy was she pissed!
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a person who is forced to be the first to do something that they do not want to, but see no other choice.
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"My mum walked in on me while I was watching Deep Throat, and I looked like a Chinese helicopter pilot"
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