Josh Pike

A really hard bloke that owns servers, bots and is a certified nonce that shags 15 year olds although himself he's almost 18, he also dates dutty haired women and snorts a lot of cocaine due to his addiction, and also has weird chink eyes and is unable to put on a condom correctly.

Look mate! It's the famous Josh Pike!

by JoshuaPike January 4, 2019

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ellie pike

An Ellie Pike is someone you want to be on the right side of. She can be a bit of a bitch but at the best of times she is one of the best people to be around, she gives off an awesome vibe and is incredible to be around while drunk.

She is going to be gorgeous and anyone that has met her you're known to be pretty lucky, however if you haven't.. You are missing out big time.

She is currently looking for ' the lucky lad ' so yes she is single and not so ready to mingle.

Ellie Pike is just pure perfection, like the fish. PIKEY

You must be gutted you're not Ellie Pike
I bet you wish you were Ellie Pike

by Milo16 December 30, 2013

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pike fire

the sleaziest fire dept in indianapolis and surrounding. full of gypsy men.

"When you see pike fire, you run like you are in a burning building so you dont get attacked."

by downhouse2 October 24, 2008

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milky pike

a person with amazingly unhealthy skin, scaley and white and most probably requiring the use of some sort of rehydration gunk.

McGrail's a goddam skag addict milky pike

by michael mcdonald April 26, 2005

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Captain Pike

When you fuck a girl so hard, not only does she need a wheelchair, but she can only communicate through a blinking light with one blink for "yes" and two for "no".

Compare crippler, sense 4.

Bob: Dude, did you see Janine? Why is she in that weird blinking wheelchair thing?

Fred: Yeah, Steve totally have her a Captain Pike.

by cybershoe May 26, 2009

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