Piddle fucking around

Taking your sweet ass time aka dilly dicking around or fucking off

My coworkers are not working they are over there piddle fucking around

by Yard boss April 14, 2017

piddlefinger

Piddlefingering is where one urinates on their fingers.

Hey Mary, I'm gonna go piddlefinger myself in the bathroom.

by Kanaminn43 August 4, 2017

piddywicked

When somebody is exhausted and completely done with everything.

Amy: Im so tired i just cant deal with today

Sam: no girl your piddywicked.

by Borbzin November 13, 2017

Poddly

1) A person who is fangirls over dogs and puppies

2) A fluffy poodle

Plural: poddlies

Look at that crazy poddly over there

by Jimbobasmoothie May 29, 2018

piddlingballoon

A person able to mess up without doing anything

Thomas:How the hell did the house flood

Jaxon: idk I binge watched the office all day

Thomas :God you fucking piddlingballoon

by Fuck wad 2000 June 4, 2018

Piddle and Diddle

What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.

Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"

by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019

Piddle

1) A word used instead of a swear.
2) A the secong part of the word Wazpiddle (Which also has the same deffinition

Guy: *Bangs his head* OW! PIDDLE! Not again.

by Wazpiddle, You know it's funny March 11, 2009