physics porn

Particle physics fantasies based on maths/philosophy with only the most tenuous possible link to reality- multiverses, boltzmann brains and so on

Does any of this bear any relation to reality? Or is Big Physics guilty of some serious sexing-up, drifting away from the realm of hard data and into the softer universe of physics porn?

by ProcessMaster July 24, 2014

Law of anime physics # 44

shouting an attack name while performing it makes it much stronger

Law of anime physics # 44 states that when Goku shouts kamehameha, it makes it stronger.

by Chiba Ryou November 2, 2008

Get a Grip on Physics

The title of the paperback book found on the front driver's side floor of Tiger Wood's Cadillac, following his car crash into a fire hydrant.

Tiger's wife read "Get a Grip on Physics," and learned about energy, force, matter, and how these principles apply to the golf club she used to beat his ass.

by JustSayNoToCheatingAssWipe December 2, 2009

Physics 161

General Physics I at Duke University for physics and math majors. This class makes everyone in it cry themselves to sleep (except you don't go to sleep because of the amount of homework). This class is the reason for the recent increase in humanities majors.

The alternative physics pathway if you don't take 141 (non-major) or 151 (engineering).

" Being pre-med sucks, I had to take Physics 141."
" I'm in Physics 161 night now."
"Holy crap are you okay? Do you want to talk about it man?"
"No time to talk I have to go study." *cries*

by pikachu10or February 14, 2017

physics

Abstract concept that does not really exist. Fiction.

I'm flying 'cause there's no physics bro

by no-physics man December 17, 2021

dick physics

the science that deals with the matter, energy, motion, and force of penises during sexual intercourse

Jim: "My friend told me he did sixty-nine with his girlfriend on the bottom. I told him it would benefit him if she were on the top, therefore she could have a full range of motion to suck his cock.

Joe: "I agree. That's pretty basic dick physics."

by borntobustass September 25, 2010

Physics Fail

The process of which a person attempts to do something - however the laws of physics make it impossible, thus causing the person to fail.

Physics Fail example:

1. Throwing a balloon at someone, but its stops strait after thowing it... epic fail

2. Throwing a computer mouse and expecting the wire to act as elastict - bringing the mouse back to your hand (impossible and the mouse slams of the desk)

3. (In The Other Guys) Samual Jackson and The Rock aim for a bush but plumit to the pavement.

by corbane November 3, 2010