pheasant plucker

Somebody who plucks the feathers off pheasants, of course.

Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man,
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes of an evening I feel a trifle dim,
All alone and plucking pheasants when I'd rather pluck with him.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Cause the pheasant plucker's late.

I'm not good at plucking pheasants, pheasant plucking I get stuck,
Though some peasants find it pleasant I'd much rather pluck a duck,
Oh, but plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But plucking pheasants is sheer torture, for they haven't any grease.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
He has gone out on the tiles,
He only plucked one pheasant
And I'm sitting here with piles.

You have to pluck them fresh, if they're fresh it's not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable, could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable has pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar of a Sunday 'tween the first and second lessons.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant pluckers come.

My good friend Godfrey's most adept, he's really got the knack,
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I try and lend a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all this pheasant plucking keeps us here together.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's friend,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
As a means unto an end.

Me husband's in the woods all day, a-banging with his gun,
If he could hear me heartfelt cries, then surely he would run,
For I've fluff in all me crannies and there's feathers up me nose,
And I'm itchin' in the kitchen' from me head down to me toes.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's wife,
And when we pluck together
It's a pheasant plucking life!

by Pete December 16, 2004

Pheasey

Absolute knobhead. Has a grey tooth and no testicles. Often has a third nipple and likes to have sex with Freddo bars. Parents normally throw them out and they tramp around and get kicked by other homeless people.

Pheasey: Will you marry me?
Jinal: No, you're a Pheasey.

by Pemile Ower December 18, 2010

phenaggel

to manipulate in some way; similar to "macgivering" something, although involving less action and more planning. to figure out a plan to work in your favor. ALSO: can be used to mean something anything naughty.

i couldn't get tickets to the U2 concert but my buddy will phenaggel something for me. ALSO: i think we should go back to my place for a bit of phenagelling.

by megan o'brien December 7, 2006

Prevas

The hottest mo fucker on the planet sho sho my nigga

prevas is my nigga

by John Prevas January 18, 2004

Phelan

Phelan: a town in southern california's high desert inhabited by meth heads and desert rats; known only for its high school "Phelan High" which is the only large structure for 50 miles in all directions

-hey you go to phelan high dont you? thats such a little town and you guys are near nothing what do you do for fun?
(reply)-smoke weed and bake meth for the skin heads

by king of the dirt April 13, 2011

PHEMALDEHYDE

A rancid vaginal secreted embalming fluid.

When she climaxed I nearly drowned in her phemaldehyde.

by vodkapop June 17, 2008

Bridget Phetasy

A verified nobody. Captain of the fence riding team. Unicorn dancing by the light of a dumpster fire. YouTube's crazy aunt. Everyone tries to get her to pick a side but she can't be tamed. Once had a one night stand with Obama.

MAGA : Bridget Phetasy is a thot leader.

SJW: I thought she was a footsoldier in your patriarchy.

by riemannslost0 February 4, 2020