pervertivity

The level of sexual perversion present in a person. This is based on a 0-10 scale, ten being highest level of human sexual kink.

Comshaft sent me a letter shaming me for my excessive broadband usage. They don't understand the level of my porn surfing pervertivity.

by 90trunk April 15, 2015

Pervert

Any one who constantly brings up sex or other sexual tools (reproductive system). May be perverted towards dudes and chicks, no matter how gay they sound.

Ethan: Man, your dad was good last night.
Me :You pervert get away from me

by WhoGivesBoutMe December 18, 2011

Pervert

Julia Lee thinking dirty thoughts about Shaune.

Shaune says "Anything the master wants servant has to do" Julia lee -Thinks dirty thought- "Pervert!" Shaune -What? o_O- "I was talking about sendi

by Shaune LEE October 6, 2008

Perverted

Similar to sick, and ill, but on a higher level.

That six up on twanky two's is straight perverted!

by B.Rev May 14, 2004

Pervert

pervs are usually really ugly and gross. the reason they are pervs is because they cant get some so they turn into pervs so that at least can pretend to get some to their friends but really... no girl would ever allow it to happen

Omg! That old guy on the bench is such a pervert!

by Awesome JSA-er November 9, 2010

Pervert

Almost 95% of people on urban dictionary technically :/ All of the meaning of that, that someone who likes to search up porn, nudes, sexual stuff and a dirty minded person. I guarantee you, your a pervert Mr person who is reading this because your looking at this word right now. NOW GO AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND STOP SEARCHING THIS SHIT UP OR I WILL TELL YOUR MOM AND YOUR DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR I WILL SHUT THE INTERNET DOWN!

Boy: Hmm let's look at something new today. Oh I know! Porn :)
**mom comes in**

Mom: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT SON?!
Boy: NOTHING MOM! PLEASE DON'T SLAP ME I'M SORRY I BEG YOU!
Mom: GET OFF THAT DIRTY WEBSITE YOUR LOOKING AT AND HELP ME WITH CHORES YOU PERVERT!
Boy: I'm sorry.
Mom: It's okay just don't do this again. And son, Your grounded for a month :)
Boy: .... ARAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Wael blox October 2, 2020

pervertible

Any small technological object that can be used in a sexual fashion for which it was not initially designed.

What's that noise?

Oh, it's my phone, I was trying it out as a pervertible. It's stuck (a) on vibrate, (b) up my anus.

by Chad Longstaff July 20, 2008