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PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.
Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!
by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020
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Perk effect

when someone tells you to buy a game and then they never play it with you
person 1: man i just bought this game and he wont even play it with me

person 2: man thats the perk effect now you lost your money
by inks333 June 1, 2025
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Perk Valley

A school full of bad athletes, and not that smart of kids unless if you’re name is Justin Jaworski, Meagan Jonassen, Emma Miley, and Nia Daisy
Oh look it’s a ton of bad athletes from perk valley
by Tina Long October 27, 2019
mugGet the Perk Valleymug.

Perk-Pissed

Agitated while on the percocet pill.
Jim got so perk-pissed he smashed his computer monitor with a hammer then started eating pieces of the monitor, later regretting it.
by sudo chop February 9, 2013
mugGet the Perk-Pissedmug.

perk friend

" The Perk Friend" definition: a friend who is really shady acting but in public will pretend so hard that the friend (aka victim) actually is their best and only friend just to leach off the perks said friend(aka victim)has to offer them. Whether it be meals, transportation, favor of other friends of said friend(aka victim) has and all other resources but when no perks are available they are back to acting shady and coasting by awaiting another opportunity to get perks.
Stacie said that Kiki was being a perk friend because she is always around when she seems to benefit from it only.
by Jayeverell August 22, 2021
mugGet the perk friendmug.

perk pussy

Perk pussy is when a female who is either on a perk.( word can be used for non users

like me too) gets so relaxed and horny she bendable and flexable for hours and she stay hot and wet..
My girls off a perk tonight so I know I'm getting me sum Perk pussy!
by Tsunade Nworb September 16, 2023
mugGet the perk pussymug.

Perk

I took a Perk to feel better
by Lolperk June 6, 2022
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