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Perfalecules

Perf-uh-lek-uh-less

To describe a word beyond perfection, towards a partner who is beyond any definition of perfection who is a divine being and should be loved in all ways than one.
“My boyfriend, Jason, is PERFALECULES”

“What does that mean??”

“It means my boyfriend is genuinely beyond any description of perfection.”
by a-train444 January 16, 2026
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Permafried

**Permafried**

*adjective*

A state in which one's brain is permanently impaired or "fried" due to excessive or reckless substance use, resulting in chronic mental fog, diminished cognitive function, or erratic behavior that persists indefinitely.
**Example**: After hitting those sketchy black market weed pens nonstop for months, Braden’s totally permafried—guy can barely string a sentence together now.
by Jxckkk May 12, 2025
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Perfalictor

An instrument used to measure one for the correct Condom size.
That dumbass used a perfalictor last night before his date, and still got one that was too big... He only got a hug afterwards..
by Cake_Slaughter August 14, 2025
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Permafried

A person who's enjoyed alot of meth over a long period of time, and has literally cooked there brain.
Don't worry bout her bro, she's permafried.

Does she always ramble nonsense to her self? Yea cuz she's permafried
by Alex " big dick" Lewis January 5, 2026
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Eloté perfade

Brian just got eloté perfade.
by Soul Flare January 27, 2024
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