1. Her pussy's so wide its like a golf pencil in a mine shaft
2. It was so small it was like a golf pencil, I couldn't even feel it!
2. It was so small it was like a golf pencil, I couldn't even feel it!
by Andy Lamberson October 12, 2005
n. to slam another's head into an erect pencil causing instant death; form of casual homicide; v. to perform the stated action; made popular by the Joker in "The Dark Knight"
No one volunteered after the pencil trick, so the show ended early and the magician was charged with first-degree murder.
by Reid "Mr Peepers" Golden July 28, 2008
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2009
"Hey Phil, are you using that or can I write with it?? " - girl
"No... that's my pencil dick" - Phil
"No... that's my pencil dick" - Phil
by crunchwrapMP December 06, 2009
1. To mark off a check list as complete without reading or doing any of the items on the list.
2. Checks resembling marks that left by a bull whip.
3. To blindly mark a checklist of items without reading or doing
2. Checks resembling marks that left by a bull whip.
3. To blindly mark a checklist of items without reading or doing
The accident happened because John pencil-whipped the Pre-flight check list and didn't check the hatch.
by darkguardian January 06, 2012
1. I needed a pencil but the pencil bitch wouldn't let me borrow one.
2. She so skinny, she a pencil bitch.
2. She so skinny, she a pencil bitch.
by HarryMcFartFace April 29, 2015
A pencil person is some one that changes their phone number and or address so much that you dont dare write is down is your address book in ink.
From now on that Carla is a pencil person . Shes used up a whole page in my phone book she changes so much.
by Carmelo55555 May 02, 2008