Golf Pencil

A very small penis. So small that it cannot even be felt in the vagina.

1. Her pussy's so wide its like a golf pencil in a mine shaft
2. It was so small it was like a golf pencil, I couldn't even feel it!

by Andy Lamberson October 12, 2005

pencil trick

n. to slam another's head into an erect pencil causing instant death; form of casual homicide; v. to perform the stated action; made popular by the Joker in "The Dark Knight"

No one volunteered after the pencil trick, so the show ended early and the magician was charged with first-degree murder.

by Reid "Mr Peepers" Golden August 23, 2008

Leaded Pencil

Ther eroused state of the male member. A throbbing boner, a chub, a stiffy.

Whoa dude. Check out that babe. She's so hot she's giving me a leaded pencil.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2009

pencil dick

a penis that is long and skinny; a penis that is commonly confused with a pencil.

"Hey Phil, are you using that or can I write with it?? " - girl
"No... that's my pencil dick" - Phil

by crunchwrapMP December 5, 2009

pencil-whip

1. To mark off a check list as complete without reading or doing any of the items on the list.

2. Checks resembling marks that left by a bull whip.

3. To blindly mark a checklist of items without reading or doing

The accident happened because John pencil-whipped the Pre-flight check list and didn't check the hatch.

by darkguardian January 6, 2012

pencil bitch

1. Someone who doesn't want to share his or her pencils.
2. A skinny bitch.

1. I needed a pencil but the pencil bitch wouldn't let me borrow one.
2. She so skinny, she a pencil bitch.

by HarryMcFartFace April 29, 2015

pencil person

A pencil person is some one that changes their phone number and or address so much that you dont dare write is down is your address book in ink.

From now on that Carla is a pencil person . Shes used up a whole page in my phone book she changes so much.

by Carmelo55555 May 1, 2008