pences

An Unusually Large Gathering Of Pencils

Joe thats a large bundle of Pences! Where did you get it?

by TheMightyRaccoon March 12, 2018

Pencing

Second definition: to go into a public space, especially a space with a high-risk population such as a hospital or retirement center, without a mask.

I saw Karen Pencing at the grocery store today. She might get someone sick.

by Whatev2070 May 8, 2020

Pencing

The act of 2 makes electrocuting each other until climax.

I'm a little sore from pencing all night with the VP.

by Big Guy74897628947689 November 13, 2016

Pencing

The act of placing Trump / Pence Campaign signs end to end forming a boarder around your yard forming something similar to a fence.

Omg look at the Pencing those redneck fucks put up in their yard

by LongDongLarry September 24, 2020

pence

A small piece of lying fecal matter that appears around a talking sphincter at certain times.

I need to wipe better that pence is staining my underwear.

by Voter20 September 25, 2020

Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.

Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!

by KloppOut January 12, 2023

Pencing

The act of fencing something off with plexiglass. Specifically to prevent the spread of disease. Named after Mike Pence, so likely to have COVID after spending time with trump that they had to erect a plexiglass shield during the debates to prevent him from getting other people sick. Pence is the head of trump's COVID task force.

"Oh, shit, she got the COVID? Dayum, we better start pencing her off from everybody else!"
"If they're not pencing that salad bar off then we better not eat at it!"

by mycooper October 25, 2020