The Pelican Flies Tonight

Phrase rendered the moment before striking another man in the chops, with the intent to confuse and/or confound the about to-be-blasted party so as to distract him from his imminent demise.

dirtbag one: Yeah, I just spilled your beer and slapped your mom. What are YOU gonna do about it??

dirtbag two: Nothing at all, so long as you remember one thing: (pause) The pelican flies TONIGHT!!!

by Joe Jumbo March 4, 2009

Dos Pelicans

Two soldiers that think they're funny, so they inflict themselves on the public via their Fb page "Dos Pelicans". Vulgar. Overly sexual. Stunning. Intelligent. Bored. Irresistible. Classy motherfuckers.

Girl: OMG I want to be DP'd so badly!!
Boy: I'm your boyfriend. And I'm right here -_-
Girl: You're not Dos Pelicans, babe. Get over yourself.

by VirJohn June 14, 2013

Rusty Pelican

Variation of a Rusty Trombone. While a man is having his balls mouthed from behind/underneath, his partner tucks his balls inside her lower jaw and generously reaches around to give a tug. The male recipient farts causing the rectum-facing ball handler to madly flap her arms in an effort to wave away the noxious gas - resembling a pelican taking flight.

I walked in on Dina and Ben last night right at the gassy crescendo of a Rusty Pelican.

by Odiggz August 17, 2014

belgian pelican

Sticking one's dick deep down a girls throat -and- putting one's testicles in there as well. A combination of 'deep troat' and 'teabagging'.

VERB:
My girlfriend totally belgian pelicaned me last night!
That's sick man! How did it feel?

NOUN:
I so hope my girlfriend gives me a belgian pelican. It's the best oral experience I ever had!
Word!

by net0n February 23, 2011

pelsic

In Canada, in the context of smoking marijuana, a person who becomes excited, exuberant, childish, playful, or sexual. A pelsic stoner favours happy, stupid weed with a low wheelchair index and often wants to go dancing, invent new games, engage in shenanigans, or engage in sexual activity. The opposite of a lothic stoner.

Jimmy's pelsic - he'll come throw rocks at a beehive with me.

by Cool Hand Duke October 17, 2007

Pelvis Grinder

A particularly large, manly, or muscular woman; who, in a sexual encounter, would likely rock your world to the point of causing you bodily harm.

Did you see the chick with the motorcycle that Frank got with? She was a real pelvis grinder, probably broke his junk right off.

by Jdub45 June 12, 2015

Pelicanetic

It's like being telekinetic, but you only can control the minds of pelicans.

Citizen: How is that villain controlling that army of pelicans!?

Villain: I'm Pelicanetic!

Super hero: No! My only weakness is pelicans!!!!

by Johnlock16 January 19, 2017