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Peanut Butter Spoon 

The act of wiping your ass with a spoon and then eating your brown off said spoon, similar to how one eats actual peanut butter off a spoon.
*Exits bathroom

Dad: “why are you eating peanut butter in the bathroom?”
Me: “Ran outta toilet paper, decided it was the best time to try a Peanut Butter Spoon.”
Peanut Butter Spoon by BigWoodz97 September 20, 2020

Peanut butter friend 

Friends that engage in anal intercourse.
Luke and Kim are now peanut butter friends.

Peanut Butter Snatch 

Peanut Butter Snatch is where a girl rubs peanut butter on her snatch and the peanut butter is licked off.
Bethany rubbed peanut butter on her snatch and then her dog licked it off. Thus she had a Peanut Butter Snatch.

peanut butter mouth 

The delicious treat of eating straight peanut butter with a spoon, knife, or other eating utensil.
I just had a delicious treat of peanut butter mouth.

Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich 

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.
I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.

peanut butter pirate 

During the act of any form of intercourse, one mate puts his hand inside his own anus, pulls out feces, and yells, "Peanut Butter Pirate!" and slaps the feces into the other mate's eye.
"I was with this girl, and I gave her the Peanut Butter Pirate.