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The Parrot

The goal of the parrot is for the man to set his full package (testicles, scrotum, and penis) upon an unsuspecting partners shoulders, just like a pirate. With the testes acting as the body and the penis acting as the head of the parrot. The man can add phrases such as; "Braaak, Polly wants a cracker"; "Yaarrgh"; "I want to plunder your booty" and so on.
"After I showered, I was looking for my hairbrush in the cabinet under the sink and my husbands parrot landed on my shoulder."

"I gave my wife the parrot and said that she looked just like Blueballs the Pirate."
by telemarker August 15, 2009
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Parrotfish

An Armenian male with an aquiline nose and a bushy goatee; an Armenian man that is handy with fixing things; a handyman.
Razmik is a parrotfish.

Razmik can fix that door because he's such a parrotfish.
by Clare Schmare September 12, 2011
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Fag Parrot

A sexual position in which one of the homosexual's sits on the other homosexual's shoulder like a parrot would. The fag then inserts his penis into the homosexuals ear....
Doug: Hey Cutie, can i fag parrot you?
Miller: No way! I couldn't hear for a weak after the last one....
by WingJingMai April 15, 2010
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Parrotta

yo parrotta take that ekko off ur white!!!!!!!
by a real black man April 20, 2003
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parrotter

When more than one person posts the same comment on a Facebook status, when the answer has clearly been established by the first commenter.

The same goes for Yahoo!Answers.
Karen Smith: What time does Tesco shut today?

Bob Smith: It closes at 2.
Helen Brown: 2
Jack Steele: shuts at two
Jordan Robertson: two i think
Karen Smith: Thanks guys!
Harry Jackson: closes at 2
Jane Jones: two o'clock xxxx
Karen Smith: Thank you.
John Smith: Lmfao, parrotters!
by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named July 18, 2012
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The painful parrot

Basically any sex position can be used but anytime your partner says anything you repeat it in a parrot voice then slap your partner in the face... That also applies for your partners exclamation of pain and their repeated pleas for you to stop slapping them
Sketch: My girl said she wanted to try something new so I surprised her with the painful parrot.

Jeremy: How did that go?

Sketch: I'm now single.
by sirsketchalot July 16, 2017
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Harry Parrot

When a man places his cock and balls on another persons shoulder from behind.
Did you see Frank give Lisa a harry parrot yesterday?
by Slyred April 18, 2008
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