Palestined

When you leave your land/valuable object and someone takes it, and when you come back to get it, the person claims it as theirs.

Person 1: *leaves their valuable object in their room and goes out to do something*
Person 2: *takes it*
Person 1: *goes to get it back from Person 2*
Person 1: Hey Person 2, can I have my valuable object back?
Person 2: What do you mean, "my valuable object"? It's mine!

Person 2: I found it, so it's clearly mine!
Person 1: Mom! Person 2 just Palestined me!

by Bbruh2 January 22, 2024

Palestined

When someone terrorizes you in private but claims the opposite in front of others

My brother hits me in private but says I hit him, in front of my dad. Im getting palestined

by Anonymous12634 December 31, 2023

Palestined

When somebody tells you that they have dibs on something that was clearly taken before they even arrived and they literally have their own anyway.

Ami: Hey I bought myself a burger. I also got you some fries even though you had some already, since you're hanging out.
Moe: FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA THAT BURGER BELONGS TO ME!

Ami: Damn I've been Palestined

by nox18 January 8, 2024

Palestined

When you pretend that something that belongs to someone else is yours, make up a name for yourself that associates you with that thing, and tantrum about it forever.

My toddler palestined that toy from his sister.

by Justinebahama December 27, 2023

Palestined

Fake being a victim and oppressed so you can steal your neighbor’s land, rape their women, and kill their children while ignorant fool’s cheer for you around the world. Synonyms: dirty rotten liars, scoundrels, Nazis of 2023. Antonyms: good, honorable, honest, decent, holy, Israel.

Bob wanted to kill his wife Lauri. He falsely told the police Laurie hit him, attacked him with a knife when Bob cut himself on purpose with the knife. Bob told the police Lauri was trying to kill him so he had to shoot and kill her in self-defense. Bob Palestined his late wife Lori. .

by Luvvie Bear 💙 January 12, 2024

Palestine

Shitty land thief who thinks that Palestine belongs to them because they were there for more time even knowing that Israel was already there at 1100 BC.

Palestine defender: FREE PALESTINE!
Anyone with mental sanity: Fuck off. Israel was there before your religion was even created.

by TheMasterOfSecrets November 25, 2023

Palestined

To make people believe in utter and complete nonsense. To substitute facts with lies intentionally.

ex."2+2 =5 " "Oh, man who palestined you, I know 2+2=4"
ex. Government members took all the budget money designated for food, education and infrastructure development and flew to a resort saying, that the well being of their people is not their concern. "Oh, those people were palistined! Poor souls!!"

by Notshalava January 12, 2024