Paying Dimes

Constipation.

From the Latin, "Here I Sit Broken Hearted, Paid A Dime and Only Farted".

"Man, you'd think after the three bowls of chili I'd be able to lay some cable, but I was just paying dimes."

by Squapity August 19, 2013

parking karma

The uncanny ability to find an open parking space in a desirable location of a busy parking lot.

I always have to park out in the boonies, but when I ride with Paul we're always in the front row. He's got some great parking karma.

by PaulieJr October 19, 2006

double parking

Aussie slang for when you are holding two beer cans/bottles in one hand.
This is usually done when lining up for another bevy is too much trouble

"Sammy you double parking are we?"
"You got that right mate

by aussieboy101 June 13, 2013

packing schmeat

Having a massive dick

That dude pissing in the urinal over there is packing schmeat

by Bigboy6928 June 28, 2019

packing heat

Having a concealed firearm for protection or to carry out violence.

"Don't come to Brick City, unless yo' packing heat."

by Diego August 31, 2003

Parking Lot Police

One who has nothing better to do with his/her life, besides taking refuge in an old parking lot with a pad and a pen, and taking the license plate number of every driver that does something wrong in said lot; in some cases taking it upon themselves to write you some sort of ticket or go vigalante.

Driver: *driver taps another vehicle while creeping out of a tight mall parking lot*
Parking Lot Patrol: *takes notice to the careful driving, but notices that the driver bumped another car, hense springing into action and attempting to take the plate number of driver.
Driver: *notices that the loser is writing his plate number down, so he then backs over her, leaving an indentation of his plate in her forehead for later reference*

by Doggidew April 13, 2005

packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

by russ e July 30, 2006