penile attention deficit disorder (padd)

A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.

When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."

by Xander913 January 7, 2014

Up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We truly are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

beaver paddle

a mullet, usually southern.

-"did you know kenny just got his hair cut yesterday?"
-"really? what's it look like?
-"it's a beaver paddle"
-"ugh."

by alira s. June 25, 2006

the paddington bear

When a male and female are having sex,the male pulls his penis out of the female and ejaculates onto her teddy bear. The bear is covered in semen and the male must leave the residence immediately.

Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.

I liked her so much I gave her the paddington bear.

by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006

padding

The act of wearing a pad or tampon without being on your period, as a precaution just in case the flow begins while out in public.

Girl: Dammit, my period was due on Thursday. If I keep padding like this I'll run out when it finally comes.

by Kitty Pockets June 27, 2009

Padding

Fluffing your post count with pointless response in a message board.

Jackskeleton is just padding his post count in the word association thread.

by xavier j. November 27, 2003

paddleboat

v. Very similar to the term motorboat, but instead of moving one's head side to side, you use one hand on the outside of each boob, alternating pushing them back and forth against one's face while it stays still and making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

John - "Man, Mary's tits were so nice, I just Paddleboat (ed) the shit out of them!"

by Chops & Stuck July 5, 2007