Half Ounce

Never leave the ounce half full

Big Ounce: Hey what happened to Half Ounce
Small Ounce: I heard he half empty

by Bihh Unce August 18, 2025

Big Ounce

some cool prarie dog that died rip (November 2023)

Person 1: Yo! Did you hear that Big Ounce died?
Person 2: No....

by some yankee fan November 28, 2023

florida ounces

reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.

"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."

"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."

by OKAY THEN KGG February 24, 2022

More Bounce To The Ounce

More bounce
More bounce
More bounce
Much more bounce
More bounce to the ounce
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More bounce to the ounce
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More bounce to the ounce
On the dance floor, baby
Get down, mama, yeah
Get on the dance floor, baby
I never ever, ever seen a sexy girl like you, baby
Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee
Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Shake it, mama
Shake it, mama
More bounce to the ounce
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More bounce to the ounce

More bounce to the ounce
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On the dance floor
Mama, get down, baby, yeah
Ooh... wee
Ooh-wee
Ooh-wee
Ooh-wee
Ooh-wee
On the dance floor
Baby, get down, mama
More bounce to the ounce
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More bounce to the ounce
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Shucks baby
Mmm, shucks
Moree...
Much more bounce
Bounce to the ounce
Ah...
More bounce to the ounce
Give you more bounce to the ounce
Give you more bounce to the ounce
More bounce to the ounce (shucks)
More bounce to the ounce
More bounce to the ounce
More bounce to the ounce
More bounce to the ounce
More bounce to the ounce
More bounce to the ounce

by Death Menace March 5, 2023

Mexican Ounce

For the record, an ounce is 28.3495 grams, not 28.5. The above definition of a mexican ounce is otherwise correct.

This guy uses mexican ounces, so that gram you just bought is really only .8 grams...

by hoe dot hoe September 24, 2023

noodle-ounce

The amount of fluid needed to prevent flaccidity in a male erection.

That dude must need 14 noodle-ounces to fuel his garfield.

by flaccidfox January 2, 2012

a little bounce to the ounce

Pleasantly plump.

Gloria has a little bounce to the ounce, she's a great dancer, and she's good people.

by pentozali May 14, 2013