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One

Geeky people say bye, but cool people say one instead.
by als June 25, 2002
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The One

He is overlooked. He is noticed. He hides in the dark corners of the crowd. He is the glowing center of attention. He comes in all shapes and sizes, usually unexpected ones. Everyone knows him, even if you dont know it. He is the most caring, compassionate and thoughtful being on the face of this planet, but his experiences have taught him the skills neccesary to destroy you. He has experienced more than anyone you know so anything he says must not go unnoticed, for it means somthing, even phrases as simple as "whatever" or "if you say so". But being him sucks.. Because usually irony takes toll on him and he ends up being with a selfish, uncaring person who ruins him emotionally. Even though he brings happiness to everyone he meets, the one he cares for most usually destroys him. He makes no enemies, although people somtimes mistake his kindness for weakness; his calmness for acceptance; and his silence for ignorance. If you run into The One, he is the only One you will ever meet, because you only meet one of them in your life. So be humble, be kind and think twice before crossing him, because your best friend is his ally and you are always at his mercy.
mom...i think he's The One
by Life's Lesson June 6, 2012
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a one

"A one" is used as a shorter version for "one in a million" after someone's said something hillarious and/or classic.

Basically- it means they're pure legend :)!
*Beth says sometimes classic*

"Beth, you're a one :)!"
by Louiseyy June 29, 2008
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the one

To like him/her over all the rest.
Could pertain to being the one for life...or the one for the moment.
I think he is the one for me.
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ones

Attractive Females/ Good looking women/ Hot bitches
yo B check those ones out - got get inderre
by flem rumble January 18, 2011
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this one

A phrase used by submissives in the BDSM relationship to refer to themselves when they have been forbidden to call themselves 'I'
by AlabasterR June 15, 2007
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One

...is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
Two can be as bad as one, It's the loneliest number since the number one.
by IM FUCKING BORED September 1, 2006
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