The deep, red, angry indentations that form on one’s face after a night of comatose-like sleep. Mattress maps generally appear when the unfortunate sleeper crashes on:
A) unfolded laundry that has amassed on the bed
B) creases in the sheets or
C) any foreign object on which the weary victim does not realize is on the bed, couch, or floor.
The redness induced by mattress maps generally fades quickly, but the temporary damage to the derma is usually evidenced for several hours after waking.
A) unfolded laundry that has amassed on the bed
B) creases in the sheets or
C) any foreign object on which the weary victim does not realize is on the bed, couch, or floor.
The redness induced by mattress maps generally fades quickly, but the temporary damage to the derma is usually evidenced for several hours after waking.
Connie: “Holy shit, Jen! What happened to you last night?”
Jen: “I crashed at 4 am after cramming for Dunlap’s final. Why, does it show?”
Connie: “Well sweetie, you have the serious mattress map from you left eye to your chin. It looks like the Mississippi!”
Jen: “I crashed at 4 am after cramming for Dunlap’s final. Why, does it show?”
Connie: “Well sweetie, you have the serious mattress map from you left eye to your chin. It looks like the Mississippi!”
by slickpuppy June 21, 2009
by PorkLover69 March 23, 2021
Show-us your map-a-tassie
by Mr Nice July 12, 2005
An antiquated tradition left over from the early days before tickets and infolines for raves. Map Point was the place where you went to buy a map to the location of the rave (rather than the more modern concept of buying a ticket then calling the infoline.) which was also buying your ticket. It is still frequently used, although in conjunction with tickets and infolines.
Raver A: Did you hear about that rave on the 18th?
Raver B: Yeah, I'm not going though cause it's on the map point system so it will be a pain to get to.
Raver B: Yeah, I'm not going though cause it's on the map point system so it will be a pain to get to.
by ZombieRaver February 19, 2009
1.When you and the boys decide to "tap" into some Cartography books and watch the history channel.
2. When you physically tap your finger on an actual map
2. When you physically tap your finger on an actual map
"We could have been using drugs, watching porn or consuming simple carbohydrates and alcohol but instead, we decided to do some Map Tapping and take a look at a map of the Asian Mainland and learn about the latitude and longitude of the middle east. My homies and I now know where Tajikistan is located, so much better than a heroin injection."
"In the movie Downfall, Adolf Hitler participates in Map Tapping when he scouts out KFC locations for the Blitzkrieg to use during their campaign in France"
"In the movie Downfall, Adolf Hitler participates in Map Tapping when he scouts out KFC locations for the Blitzkrieg to use during their campaign in France"
by Memeblaze January 22, 2020
maps made by the user - Soar - aka Soarify, Soar, Soarosugaming
they fucking suck, maps made by soar are dogshit 2012 maps that deserve to be put in hell. The timing is off, the music is ass, they arent decorated and its buggy and shit
they fucking suck, maps made by soar are dogshit 2012 maps that deserve to be put in hell. The timing is off, the music is ass, they arent decorated and its buggy and shit
by Soarosugaming April 30, 2022
by the storm drains January 03, 2010