feel better

Insincere platitude. The phrase your boss or friends use when they know you're either hungover or faking illness to get out of work/class/etc. Also used by the same individuals when they're pissed off that you really *are* sick and your absence is inconvenient.

"Hey Sharon, I've got a massive case of explosive diarrhea. I probably shouldn't cook burgers today."
"Okay Jake. Feel better."

by jonah7_2020 April 24, 2019

Better Friday

The friday after Good Friday, where you can actually do all the things you gave up for Lent, that you wish you could have done on Good Friday, but had to wait to do on Better Friday.

I cant wait till Better Friday. Then, I can actually climax inside the broad i find tonight.

by da ho April 2, 2010

deserved better

when some shit you deeply wanted never happened to you

« Omg, Alex deserved better with Valentin! I can’t believe they’re not endgame! »

by stalex_parker February 19, 2019

a better hand

The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.

Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."

by von groovy July 4, 2019

Better twin

Popular person, the cool one, which only hangs out with people like itself.

-"Peter has never spoken to us since first grade."
-"Why are you so astonished, he's ultimately a better twin."

by Misiaczek February 28, 2019

Better then Ezra

a man who thinks he is better then anyone .

ok whatever you say Mr. Better then ezra!!!!

by BRANDIlevathansg June 22, 2020

deserved better

yuri and shiro

if you think yuri and shiro deserved better follow me @yukislvr

by yukioswaifu December 31, 2020