feel better

Insincere platitude. The phrase your boss or friends use when they know you're either hungover or faking illness to get out of work/class/etc. Also used by the same individuals when they're pissed off that you really *are* sick and your absence is inconvenient.

"Hey Sharon, I've got a massive case of explosive diarrhea. I probably shouldn't cook burgers today."
"Okay Jake. Feel better."

by jonah7_2020 April 24, 2019

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All better?

A stupid thing that a wife can say to a guy after she withheld sex from him for a week.

Guy: Blows his nut (after working his ass off to provide for his family all week). Wife: Oh my God that was great! All better? Guy: Lets go again!!!

by JoeyBomm March 08, 2022

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elos better

Horion user 😍, also a non :D

elos better is a random

by trash non May 20, 2022

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Better twin

Popular person, the cool one, which only hangs out with people like itself.

-"Peter has never spoken to us since first grade."
-"Why are you so astonished, he's ultimately a better twin."

by Misiaczek February 28, 2019

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Better Butter

(N) Better Butter (bettah buttah). The term used to describe natural pleasurable or pleasing orifice juice utilized for lubrication during sexual acts.

(Adj) Better Butter-ish. The term to describe an act was quality & approved grade a Better Better.

Sentence: Oh I know that couple must stay together because of their obvious use of better butter. I want me some that Bettah Buttahhhh!!

by The Stuffer, of Chefs December 03, 2021

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