Swear word

A word to use when there is a calamity

When something a little bit bad happens: crap!
When something a little bit worse than that happens but still not 2 bad: bugger!
When something quite bad happens: shite!
When something mostly bad happens: shit!
When something very bad happens: fuck!
When something really bad happens: cunt!
When something the worst happens: nigger!

Person 1: your mom died. You can say swear words now.
Person 2: she died. Fucks sake.

by Me you dick June 25, 2017

Am Swear

A Slang way of saying "I swear" and "I swear to you" at the same time.

Saying "Am Swear" holds a lot more weight than "I swear" because it's not only that you swear, but also that you swear to the person at the same time.

"Bro, Am Swear Bro, I kissed her."

by Big Israeli Chode December 4, 2019

Swear words

Swear words are these fun cool awesome words that our mom's and dad's don't like because they are rude and inproper

Swear words include

Fuck
Shit
Damn
Bitch
Faggot
Ass
Dick
Piss
White
Slut
Bastard
Retard
Hell
Motherfucker
Asshole
Goddamn
Pussy
The n word (I'm not gonna say it)
Twat
Douchebag
Tits
Cocksucker
And the list goes on

by Boogereater69 November 19, 2020

swear king

someone who swears something is true, but is most likely false

jack: she wants to get with me
chris: swear king

by sussybaka215 December 27, 2021

whiffle swear

Pulling off on a swear word such as "shit" so that the consonants are exaggerated. So "shit" would be pronounced as "shhhhhhhhhhhhit" with a hard "t" at the end. Often used when goofing around, and not want to sound harsh when swearing.

After losing a game of ping pong I exclaimed, a whiffle swear

by CurtisLumber October 12, 2015

The Elder Swear

A swear so ancient it deafens anyone who is to hear it. It is 83 letters long and includes phrases such as hippopotamus

and Mickey Mouse.

Friend 1: “Dude what’s the elder swear?”

Friend 2: “**********************************mickeymouse*****************hippopotamus**********************”

by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

Swear to cod

Swearing on God, but instead Cod, to make it seem like you said God.

"Aye bro did you take a sip of my drink when I wasn't looking?" "Nah swear to cod I didn't"

by mihailopupovac November 24, 2022