When someone sends or says a sexually explicit paragraph of fantasy and lust and asks you to rub your vagina while reading it in aims to get you wet.
The paragraph often contains the phrase 'read and rub' at the end. Sometimes it is phrased as "read it and rub" in familiarity with the phrase "read it and weep".
Typically sent as an online message but can be received via hardcore pen and paper post, video messaging and face to face.
The paragraph often contains the phrase 'read and rub' at the end. Sometimes it is phrased as "read it and rub" in familiarity with the phrase "read it and weep".
Typically sent as an online message but can be received via hardcore pen and paper post, video messaging and face to face.
Person 1:*sends big paragraph about sex and sexual experience they want to do*
Person 2: Wow
Person 1: Read and rub bitch
Person 2: Wow
Person 1: Read and rub bitch
by Mypasswordispassword June 24, 2014
by Hall Monitor Suze June 02, 2005
by FortuN8 December 30, 2017
He has all the brains but no social skills to match. Typically far too obsessed with computers and probably could have taken his a-level further maths in year ten and gotten a B.
by damnthatreadingboy October 16, 2015
Is said to someone that lacks the knowledge required to do a given task or maintain a reasonable conversation.
by qwepoiqwepoiqwe August 27, 2012
Dani: "So, did you finish that book today?"
Chris: "Nah, my read possession was ridiculous. I felt I was in control before lunch, but I totally fumbled in the second half. At one point I was browsing Pokémons online!"
Chris: "Nah, my read possession was ridiculous. I felt I was in control before lunch, but I totally fumbled in the second half. At one point I was browsing Pokémons online!"
by killer bee May 16, 2012
Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.
Shelia: Where's Jason
Christian: He is reading the wallet!
Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.
Christian: He is reading the wallet!
Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.
by Huge Murph February 24, 2009