my mom

Everybody tells their mom they're the best mom in the world, so which one is ACTUALLY THE BEST MOM IN THE WORLD??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mom is the best mom in the whole world!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 19, 2021

My mom

A joke from Regular Show by Muscle Man. It's the opposite of "Your Mom", execpt now it's making fun of your own Mom instead of someone else's Mom.

"You know who else messed around a lot? My mom!"-Muscle Man

by Awesome Bloxy March 7, 2022

My mom's boyfriend

A fucking discord bit that has sex with our moms to make our tupperbox children/siblings/assholes.

Tupperbox/my mom's boyfriend: Tupper Registered!
Mom: Yes.
Legit the whole discord server: A child.

by Lavender The Bitch May 24, 2021

my mom

my death

my mom will kill me

by Shooosh December 16, 2024

my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox

Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft

by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025

My Mom

Someone who shares a similar quality to a recently referenced object or has/is doing the same action

Muscle Man: You know who else is urbanly-defined? My mom!

by bandit4k June 18, 2023

My ghost mom

The most sigma mom ever, also we got choked out by sugar fog together <3

Joshy j is still short btw

My ghost mom and I officially hate fake fog machines

by live laugh love msi October 27, 2025