Drifting on my dick

Doing nothing in particular.

Maurice: "What were you doing last night?"
Ashley: "Just drifting on my dick like always"

by PPbigPP March 22, 2021

My dick fell of

When the males dick falls off it happens at age 53

Honey my dick fell of

by I wombs July 16, 2019

suck my dick

1) When said by a male, he usually wants his you to suck his penis.
2) When said by me, it means you're annoying the fuck out of me, so go away.

1) "Ohhhh baby, suck my dick"
2) "Haha! You're such a moron, suck my dick"

by Blueknightess March 24, 2005

spit on my dick

to ruin someones good time

"I was having a great day until Jim came over and clogged up my toilet, he totally spit on my dick."
sarcastic "thanks for spitting all over my dick"

by Snakes on a Zane January 10, 2009

shit on my dick

Prison slang referring to anal sex.

"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".

by raydio April 4, 2006

suck my dick

A sign of denial, aka if you don't wanna do somthin...
Or a surprise!

Scene 1:
Mom: Honey, tidy your room!
Son: Suck my dick, bitch

Scene 2:
Dad: Hey, son, I got VIP baseball tickets to tomorrows finals!!!
Son: Suck my dick!!!

by ACXtreme November 25, 2007

Ellick My Dick

To lick my dick. same meaning as lick a dick. An insulting way to reply to another's useless opinion. To give someone head as an insult

1st: "Ellick is so sexy"
2nd: "Ellick my dick"

by ellick November 19, 2009