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toast

A food superior to all other foods. Especially bread.
I mean, bread goes in a toaster and comes out toast!
(Girl): TOAST IS AMAZING!

(Boy): What's so great about it?

(Girl): ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD?!?

*Girl hits boy repeatedly in the head with electrical cord*
by Emmaleehh January 3, 2008
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the new slang for totally
deriving from totes or toats
-you know what i mean?
-toast.
by wiper blade January 6, 2008
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by BryannaKJO January 20, 2015
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A game played between a group of men where, in a circle, they all masterbate on a piece of toast. last person to jizz has to eat the toast.
by rockandrollmcdonalds October 18, 2006
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toast is used when a guy says sweet,nice things to a girl
Dont mind him his just trying to toast me
by Tobi Tobs May 7, 2007
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Someone acting in a sarcastic and/or dry manner, similar to the dryness of actual toast.
Toast: "I love it when people take 3 hours to order a sandwich, man people are just so quick and considerate to others' busy schedules, thanks to them life is just so easy you know?"

Guy1: "Bro you are toasting pretty damn hard right now."
by Crucival January 20, 2016
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Toasted is a more lamer version of roasted.
"Man you just got toasted!"
by Bman111 December 1, 2016
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