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Reading Allergy

Reading Allergy is a common phenomenon. This is not associated with Dyslexia.

Someone has Reading Allergy when they refuse to read, lacks the energy to, pulls fast conclusions, reads little & bases their opinion on lack of research, or refuses to read a post that says ''please read the entirely before commenting.'' Sometimes they even make things up that completely deviate from the writing, and ignore the OP's specifications.

Examples;
1.

''Wasn't this person involved in some kind of controversy?''

Comment thread; ''Oh no! That was resolved. provides info''

Reading Allergic: ''Oh my god. They are such a curse word person! I didn't know.''

''Did you read the discussion just now?''

2.

''Hi! I'm looking for commissions in this kind of specific art style, my maximum budget is low budget. Please do not send me direct messages! I'll block you if you don't read my post.''

The Reading Allergic person; ''Hi this is my art example, very different art style than requested prices start from above OP's budget I send you a direct message.''

3.

''My sister's kids are great, I don't mind spending time with them.''

Single parent: Hey, would you mind picking up my kids at 10pm?

''What for?''

Single parent: What? To babysit them of course.
''My mom has reading allergy, he somehow thinks that all things I write are about him.''

''Do all these people commenting on my posts have reading allergy? Why else would they pull such diverted conclusions?''

''So I was looking for commissions, and once again about ten people with reading allergy commented, completely ignoring my specific questions.''

''I'm starting to think some people naturally can't read or take stuff in proper context, it's like they have a reading allergy for common sense.''

''My teacher seems to forget certain notes I made about my problem. Do you think she's allergic to reading?''
by ZeroParanoia March 18, 2021
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read the palm

Amanda: ur a loser!!!
Marc: ya know what... read the palm!
by Hall Monitor Suze June 8, 2005
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Reading Manga

Friend: So I heard that Mike is Reading Manga, I wonder which one though

Me: So not hentai? Normie
by FortuN8 December 30, 2017
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reading boy

He has all the brains but no social skills to match. Typically far too obsessed with computers and probably could have taken his a-level further maths in year ten and gotten a B.
He was very nerdy and I suspected that he was a Reading boy.
by damnthatreadingboy December 8, 2015
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Read a book

Is said to someone that lacks the knowledge required to do a given task or maintain a reasonable conversation.
John: The internet is a series of tubes.
Jane: Read a book would you!
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Extemp. Reading

The only category of Speech where it is appropriate to read out of a book. Usually others define it as a boring category, but they are wrong. You are given the chance to draw out of envelope, sneak a cutting back in and draw another, then practice for a half an hour before speaking to an old lady or hot college guy in a storage room or closet. Comparable to Storytelling, but not as loud, scary, or goofy.
Did you see that person talking to that wall?" "Oh, no worries, they're in Extemp. Reading!
by Mynameis? March 21, 2011
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Reading the Wallet

Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.
Shelia: Where's Jason

Christian: He is reading the wallet!

Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.
by Huge Murph February 24, 2009
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