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His name is Oliver but likes to be called Ollie, he has the best hair known to man, and pretty cool t-shirts (Drop Dead).He likes 'Heavy Metal, Rock, Dubstep + Drumstep, Ollie has got a crazy personality and a rather large penis, He is what you call a 'sexual beast'. Become friends with an 'Oliver' a nd your set for life.
You: Damn i wish Oliver was my friend.
You: I WANT HIS DROP DEAD T-SHIRTS.
Oliver by jess is the way forward. October 25, 2010
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Oliver is a very nice person. He never tries to show off and is very humble. All the girls go mad about him. He is very popular and has alot of freinds. He has beautiful blue eyes and a blistering smile. Very strong. He is perfecr
"Hes such an a goodlooking person"

"Ya he must be an Oliver
Oliver by Clayton Farms March 17, 2019
Oliver has a massive cock
"Wow did you see Oliver"
"Yeah"
"He was so big"
Oliver by Not an Oliver August 12, 2021
A premature Danish boy that gets rejected by Thor’s hammer. Every time.
If only he was as good at picking up hammers as he is at knowing the word for ‘tits’ in every language.
“Oh look it’s Oliver!”
“Yeah, he couldn’t pick up the hammer once again.”
Oliver by Jar of wisdom February 14, 2018
Oliver is a common nickname to someone who really loves cars. This is because a lot of car companies have atleast one guy called Oliver in their staff team.
Guy 1: Did you see that guy looking at the car?
Guy 2: Yeah that dude definetely was an Oliver
Oliver by Squibble Kibble May 27, 2018
Oliver is known as a massive cock sucker. He is usually a fat twat and loves to eat sweaty cocks.
Wow look at oliver the sweaty cock sucker.
Oliver by Realbitvh September 13, 2019
Fucking Batty boi and is also Sultan’s bitch and is very FAT not PHATT.
Oliver is a fat bastard.