Oberst

adjective used to describe a Mexican-looking non-mexican

"dude, you look so Oberst"

by aaron July 25, 2004

Conor Oberst

The most gorgeous human being you shall EVER lay your eyes upon.

I WILL BE MRS. OBERST...just you wait. Buahaha.

by Blah! January 25, 2005

Conor Oberst

A decent folk singer/songwriter from Nebraska whose talents are exaggerated by 16 year old fan girls who initially liked him because they saw his picture in Elle Girl.

conner obrest is so sexy lover i dont have to love is the most meaningful song that ever filled my ears and i want him to visit my bedroom at night because he is so hot

by Courtney April 26, 2005

Obersty

A verb describing something extremely melancholy and sad. Rooting from Conor Oberst (Bright Eyes, Mistic Valley Band, Monster's of Folk, Etc.)

To be used in situations where you also want to define yourself as sad, yet wanting people to know about it as Conor Oberst does. Usually not to the extent of writing 7 albums worth of potent suicide inducing songs, though possible.

I would go up there and sing, but I simply can't. It would sound too obersty, I would come off like a try hard.

by Yohan Weinerskeet August 1, 2011

Obestity

Derogatory.

A man who is so obese, that he has a pronounced pair of male breasts, (titties)
Combining the pronunciation to obese, beast and titty into one word to describe an obese man's beast titties.

"holy shit dude, look at that obestity over there, he's gotta be a d cup"

Meatloaf in Fight Club.

by WretchedBlakk February 10, 2014

Obestities

When a breast is obese.

Damn that girl got some obestities

by @adamtherealone May 22, 2015

Oberst

The last name of a super twat. One might even say that they are severely dumb.

Person 1: hey have you talked to Oberst today?
Person 2: no he fuckin sucks man, i don’t vibe with him.

by Mickenna Akers May 28, 2020