Pants

The one thing preventing your freedom

Where are my pants?

by Mankest of Demes April 11, 2017

pants

stupid, useless item that people wear, in society....... silly city folk...

mr.smith is a queerbag, he wears pants......

by prince pwnage August 8, 2004

Pants

pants are best kept short. also long.

my pants.

by doctor squidgy gel October 28, 2003

pants

a term to describe someone who is extremely attractive or hot. It is a quick way to say "i want that person in my pants so i can do sexually inappropriate things to them."

megan: "hey, look at that uber hot guy"
alice: "pants!"

by make-out bandit July 26, 2006

-pants

Suffix attached to the name of a friend or family member.

"Check out the hat that Bobbypants is wearing!"

by Bug March 14, 2003

pants

very uncomfortable
unnecessary

hey! don't you hate PANTS?!

by mightymouse June 16, 2002

pants

A penis to dyslexicons.

I asked the stripper to dance on my pants, but she said she didn't like to rub on denim.

by auth00r June 20, 2006