Norwegian snowplow

A variation on the wheelbarrow position, the norwegian snowplow is at a sharper angle, thus driving the recieving partner's face into the floor.

I took her in the norwegian snowplow last night

by Vampiric16 April 24, 2009

Norwegian Wood

1. a tune by the Beatles that is notorious for possibly being the first rock'n'roll hit that prominently features a non-Western instrument - in this case the sitar. The lyrics describe the evolution of an extra-marital affair that John had that was now over. Paul sang the words. The title phrase is a play on phonetics - the line "knowing she would" in the lyrics was considered to be too risque for radio so that phrase was replaced by "Norwegian Wood". If you ask me, that sounds even more "risque" or at least funny to me!

2. what you get after a night of laying with a Norwegian woman.

1. in my college class of "Art and Music of the Post-WWII Era" one day our professor played "Norwegian Wood" as an example of the Beatles' contribution to music and culture. She explained the meaning behind the lyrics and then asked us, "Does anybody know why it's called 'Norwegian Wood'?". I think "Norwegian girl, woody...", then I start laughing. She says, "I hear some giggling back there!"

2. Garry laid a young Norwegian waitress he met at a restaurant. The next morning he woke up with Norwegian Wood.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 19, 2009

norweigan Sleigh Riding

When you have anal sex on the top of a 2 story stair case, then ride her down while your cock is still in her ass.

Dude me and my girlfriend went norweigan Sleigh Riding last night and now her tits hurt.

by Shane Miller April 26, 2005

Norwegian Goggles

An act of shame committed upon a passed out person, where the perpetrator places his hairy naked scrotum upon the closed eyes of the victim. This must be performed while facing the victim's feet, so that the penis will naturally fall upon their nose in a manner resembling the noseguard of traditional viking helmets.

syn: Roman Warrior

"I know Ben threatened to teabag me if I fell asleep drunk last night, but I had no idea that he would go for the full Norwegian Goggles!"

by Soog McGuire August 16, 2007

norweghen sleigh ride

to give it to a girl doggie style and then pick up her arms and ride her down the stairs

dude i gave that chick a nasty norweghen sleigh ride she busted her face

by bumble18 February 5, 2003

Norwegian Culture

A perfectly valid excuse for punching someones testicles.

Dude1: dude, why did you just punch me in the nuts?*
Dude2: dude, sorry. Its just norwegian culture man.

"hey man, guess what! NORWEGIAN CULTURE!"
*POW*

by femalenorway January 9, 2010

Norwegian Sledgehammer

When a person is having sex with someone doggy style, you pull out, walk back 15 feet, run, jump and try to make it in. Accomplishment of this particular sex act definitely deserves a high 5 if not more

"Yo man, last night I was fucking my girl and gave her a Norwegian Sledgehammer!"

by A Pimp Named Puff Puff January 12, 2009