Norton

A nicer way of calling someone an idiot or moron. Best used to describe someone who is harmless in nature but is rather dense. Can be used in a derogatory manner when proceeded by the word "fucking."

"Mikey is such a Norton, he can't even tie his shoes properly."
"I hate Mikey, he's a fucking Norton."

by brycekrispies01 January 29, 2023

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Norton

A MAN with an enormous penis that's able to have sex longer that necessary.
Norton is also the type of MAN every woman gets addicted to without him putting any effort into charm her.

Everyone wants to be a Norton.
Norton is the type of MAN who gets everything done immediately and still manages to make a good job.
This rare type of MAN is what every woman is searching for in her "dream man", It turns out to be a Norton you've been dreaming about all this time.

Norton can also be used as a verb. EX.
-I really want to have sex with her.
-You have to norton more then instead of acting like a shy cunt.

2.
-I need to norton because i really need this job man.

I need to norton more to make sure I succeed.

by Conrad.55X December 12, 2016

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