nooner

A sexual encounter usually during a lunch break.

What did you do for lunch??
I wen't home for a Nooner

by Bez32 May 10, 2006

neocon

Someone whose political views represent the worst of both worlds: fiscally liberal, socially conservative.

Bush is a neocon because he supports racking up a huge deficit while dictating people's personal lives.

by buster55 April 18, 2006

half past noon

Just another way of saying 12:30 PM. 1230 hours in military time.

Person 1: I'll meet you at 10 o' clock.
Person 2: How about later? Around half past noon?
Person 1: That's fine, see you at 12:30 then!

by Bowly Bowl July 19, 2014

neocon

Neocons are all imbecilic, aging, wheezing syphilitic pathological creeps, dirty old men that smoke Cuban cigars and go on child sex slave vacations in third world nations while on oxycontin between snorting viagra and having secret affairs with gay sex workers. When they're not spouting homophobic bullshit or writing breathlessly idiotic, fact free columns in major newspapers, clinking crystal tumblers brimming with $38,000 a bottle bourbon with the Skull and Bones / AEI classmates at grand elite socials, getting drunk and shooting people in the face, brazenly granting trillion dollar contracts to their former companies, raping teenaged boys in Texas Prisons, chronically sexually harrassing their female employees, putting on diapers and paying dominatrixes to indulge their banal submissive fantasies: they're out doing what they do best: ravaging the life savings of thousands of people and committing genocide. All this while being ardently fawned over by the liberal media. These revolting sub-human colostomatic shitbags of filth and perversion should all be in GITMO right now receiving sex changes from Cuban doctors, only to spend the rest of their lives as a drag show touring Iran & Afghanistan.

That neocon needs a new think tank gig!

by Tim65 March 5, 2009

nooner

mid day lunch hour fuck

i had a great nooner today

by Dan M May 1, 2003

nonconformity

refusal to conform to an established creed, rule, or practice.

My parents believe in nonconformity; my brothers and I have no curfew.

by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006

Neocon

A self-hating international communist. Neocons found it more convenient to hijack a conservative party because their message of socialized militarism didn’t sit well with the liberal Left.

A Neocon is a self-hating communist in denial.

by frick11 February 24, 2010