It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.
Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.
Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.
Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.
by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016
Get the Bender Regretsmug. When you take a nap thinking it will cure tiredness / your life and you wake up feeling worse than before.
by kevmunro February 18, 2015
Get the Nap Regretmug. The act of saving money on cheap toilet paper resulting in instant pain the first time one wipes.(may result in loss of blood from anus)
That white cloud toilet paper isn't so soft! I already got the tp regrets, looks like I need stitches now.
by Hodgescw July 9, 2015
Get the tp regretsmug. The feeling that overcomes you when you know
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.
Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.
Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.
I know my wife will blow a gasket, and there will be
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!
by jsd9632 December 30, 2011
Get the future regretmug. The feeling of which a lesbian is disappointed or unsatisfied which her most recent sexual encounter.
by Lesgo Tegan January 5, 2017
Get the Wet regretmug. Forgetting is better than Regretting.
I'd rather forget all my mistakes than regret them for my entire life. That's why we should all forget regret.
by SharkGoesMoo May 3, 2018
Get the Forget Regretmug. When you post a selfie thinking it was the best one you took then go through the others later and find an even better one.
by mamakay November 20, 2019
Get the Selfie regretmug.