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no shit dickhead 

Another way of saying No shit, Sherlock! A sarcastic phrase
Person A: The front of the car is still sticking out in the front of the street

Person B: no shit dickhead! I can't do a fucking thing about it
Obvious statements or answers
Brain: Hey Eric is that bitch old man Donald trump President

Eric: No shit sounds like u been living under a rock
No shit by his girl is awesome June 12, 2018
1. When there is there is no fecal matter present
2. An over-used expression, said when one states something obvious. Can also be used as a substitute for "duh".
1. Doctor: Do you have the stool samples?
Patient: No shit, sorry.
2. Kid1: Mrs. __________ is a very homosexual teacher.
Kid2: No shit dude.
No shit by doctorDipshit April 2, 2009

for real no shit 

the opening line to and first indication of a completely fabricated story, usually loosely based on fact. Often told by submariners.
For real no shit, this guy I once knew fell into shaft alley and lost his leg to the bilge monster.
To not have shit
I would like a cheese burger with no shit.
No Shit by Anonymous July 12, 2002
Something to say when someone states the obvious, especially during a movie outloud.
Little kid: She was a ghost all along (from the Fog)
Me: NO SHIT!
No shit by Schulz December 25, 2005