No shit captain obvious 

A combination of the phrase “No shit Sherlock” (reply to a person stating the obvious) and the title “Captain obvious” (title given to a person stating the obvious).

p.o.v: Person explains the term “No shit captain obvious”
response: “No shit captain obvious”

No shit captain obvious by Frameton December 24, 2021

no shit dickhead 

Another way of saying No shit, Sherlock! A sarcastic phrase

Person A: The front of the car is still sticking out in the front of the street

Person B: no shit dickhead! I can't do a fucking thing about it

no shit dickhead by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022

No shit 

Obvious statements or answers

Brain: Hey Eric is that bitch old man Donald trump President

Eric: No shit sounds like u been living under a rock

No shit by his girl is awesome June 12, 2018

No shit 

1. When there is there is no fecal matter present
2. An over-used expression, said when one states something obvious. Can also be used as a substitute for "duh".

1. Doctor: Do you have the stool samples?
Patient: No shit, sorry.
2. Kid1: Mrs. __________ is a very homosexual teacher.
Kid2: No shit dude.

No shit by doctorDipshit April 2, 2009

for real no shit 

the opening line to and first indication of a completely fabricated story, usually loosely based on fact. Often told by submariners.

For real no shit, this guy I once knew fell into shaft alley and lost his leg to the bilge monster.

for real no shit by message_tied_to_a_brick May 26, 2004

No Shit 

To not have shit

I would like a cheese burger with no shit.

No Shit by Anonymous July 12, 2002

No shit 

Something to say when someone states the obvious, especially during a movie outloud.

Little kid: She was a ghost all along (from the Fog)
Me: NO SHIT!

No shit by Schulz December 25, 2005