banter soup

A delicious broth made up of only the best banter. Best served scalding hot.

'He just served up a steaming bowl of banter soup'

'She has been dishing out stone cold gazpacho all day'

by Soup Chef November 12, 2011

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Fanta Banter

To say something rude, offensive or otherwise morally/socially objectionable, only to follow it up by taking a drink from a bottle/can of Fanta orangeade. This action renders the previous statement as a simple case of 'Fanta Banter' rather than an offensive statement. People are not allowed to be offended by something if it is Fanta Banter (or Fanta Banta).

Bobby: Hey man, you're a fucking nigger. You're also retarded and fuck ugly and I fucked your dead mother.
Jeff: Hey man, that isn't cool! How could you say such a thing, man?! I-
Bobby: *drinks Fanta*
Jeff: Oh, it's just Fanta Banter. It's cool, man.

by M. Fallon, Banter Minister September 27, 2013

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Toxic Banter

Banter of an exceptionally high standard; the best kind of banter available; so good can actually have an adverse and harmful effect on those involved in the banterering.

Shewar: "Last night was jokes. I don't feel too good this morning though"

Will: "Yeah, it was Toxic Banter "

Shewar: "Bare toxic"

by Shewar August 10, 2007

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Banter Sharks

Banter Sharks are the metaphorical term for the increasing banter in somebody or a group. Banter is characterised into a physical form of a shark where the Banter Sharks are out to get you.

James: "Elliot, shut the fuck up."
Aaron: "I'm afraid he's completely lost, the Banter Sharks have got to him..."

by #trio November 28, 2013

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