snowbie newbies

People from the South who don't know how to drive when it snows, so they get their long johns in a bunch whenever there is even a millimeter of snow on the roadway.

Those snowbie newbies down South don't know how to drive. But what did you really expect? They voted for George Bush.

by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010

NewKleer

psuedonym for someone who is the leet

<baf> omfg your so leet newk

by baf August 29, 2003

newblood

A Tribes Vengeance player who is too lazy to put a name into their profile; therefore, they are given the default name "Newblood".

Another Newblood? That makes... 2 so far!

by Red Shifter February 17, 2005

newbless pawn

A very ethical form of stating that one person or thing is being "destroyed" or "rocked" if you will, in some sort of competition. Generally used by the male genders.

Jimmy - "He got destroyed!!!"
Slava - "Newbless Pawn!!!!"

by Jimmy Mac69 April 23, 2008

newbeat

n.- 1. post-punk intellectuals who believe in a pacifistic, artistic, and intelligent way of life. their anarchiac views are expressed through grassroot shockwaves surged through the public that reject them in digestable doses, as opposed to riots and physical protest. calm and collected people who hold the value of the ability of expression over that of mandate education. they seem to fluidly flow from clique to clique and befriend any social group. 2. the new generation of free-thinkers, beatniks.

Luke and his newbeat friends walked down the road extemporaneously spurting off freestyle poetry.

by poeticfist. (will walker) March 28, 2005

Newbiegasm

The word 'Newbiegasm' refers to a newb (or inexperienced person) having an orgasm whilst playing a video game or talking to friends.

Brunnhe - Omfg I totally pwned that boss on Argent Dawn.
Exia - Oooh, *Newbiegasm!!* =3

by Exia September 18, 2008

Newbie Paranoia

Within the context of an internet forum/group community, "Newbie Paranoia" is the wrongful suspicion that any new poster is actually an alias of a resident troll.

A new-comer to a message board, Al-J, is subject to Newbie Paranoia:

The Real Cat 12 Apr 2009 15:15:20
Al-j has to be an alias

TechnoFemme 12 Apr 2009 15:17:22
Al-J reminds me of Stox..

AndyW 12 Apr 2009 15:18:06
Was thinking that as well Cat. Too fuckin much melt for it not to be.

by Not Stox April 12, 2009