NERB

No Explainable Reason Boner

I can't go to a male massage therapist. What if I get a nerb?

by Wes-in-indy April 30, 2008

Neobation

The act of masturbating with neosporin, to heal or reconcile any open sores located on your naughty-bits; including but not limited to- foreskin, shaft, head, lips, labial region, inner-walls, urethra, or nut sack.

Although his penis was in shambles, Timmy found the act of neobation both stimulating and therapeutic.

by Bruise Johnson December 4, 2009

Nerdate

Date with a nerd

Shawna( pretty girl): I am going out with a cute nerd tonight.

Steve: So, that means you are going on a nerdate then.

by Whycantiusemyrealnamehere November 17, 2011

Nebraskian

1. The name given to a person from Nebraska by a person from Ohio, or some other state east of the Mississippi. First used by Bird B. Chapman for the name of his territorial newspaper in the 1850s.

LeBron James thinks Tom Osborne is a Nebraskian.

by Ichabodman February 14, 2013

Nebraskan Man hands

Noun(2)
synonyms: man hands, nebraskan, fatass, fatty

1. A person that has a very strong, muscular, man-like hands.

2. A person who is either fat or obese.

Tuan: Hey, Nebraskan Man hands.
Amy: Roar!!!!! What do you want?!!!
Tuan: Uhh... Would you mind opening this jar of pickles for me?
Amy: Why sure!
Tuan: Thanks a lot Nebraskan! I was beginning to worry that you might go and try and eat me...
Amy: No problem! Call me any time when you're in need of my man hands!
Tuan: Okay, thanks fatty!

by AznDork916 June 10, 2013

Nebraskan Goose Waddle

When one waddles from participating in intense coitus the night before. Originating in Nebraska.

Person 1: did you see the english teacher doing the Nebraskan Goose Waddle today?
Person 2: yeah, the principal must've been all up in that last night!

by TheOtterOfLyfe April 17, 2014

Narbawhal

The narbawhal is the offspring of a narwhal and a bat.

The narbawhal impaled the poachers with it's horn.

by tacobears January 14, 2015