Natty Lice

1. A blended beer beverage first poured by Eric Curry in Midvale, Utah after he was visited by an angel who revealed the formula: a holy union of light and ice. One part Natural Light and one part Natural Ice.

2. A synthetic urine used medically as a maintenance anti-addictive for patients hooked on drinking their own piss or the liquid waste secretions of other animals.

3. An order of wingless insects that inhabit the patchouli drenched dreads of hippies and rastafarians.

1. I was pounding Natty Lice and the next thing I knew I woke up to the heiferious snores of that hot chick's fat friend.

2. I couldn't stop drinking my own piss so my doctor prescribed Natty Lice three times daily before meals.

3. I took a shower for the first time in ages, and, as soon as the water hit my hair, i heard the screeches of a multitude of natty lice.

by averywellspokengentleman January 12, 2009

Nattiac Arrest

Nattiac Arrest is when someone has too much Natural Ice (Beer) to function. One may not be able to stand or speak. It occurs from too much Natty Ice in the bloodstream. A side effect of Nattiac Arrest is believing that Natty Ice actually tastes good or saying that is tastes smooth.

"Yo bro how low can you go, oh this Natty Ice tastes so smooth." This is what someone would sound like if they are going through Nattiac Arrest.

by bluntforce54 February 6, 2010

Natter

To talk loads of rubbish to people. Especially over the internet or on the phone.

"Hey, you want to Natter on the phone tonight?"
"Yeah sure, that'd be good"

by Katy Metcalfe December 24, 2007

natty geo

national geographic magazine! -this honored and wondrous magazine was the place i saw my first pair of tits!! -although they were on an african woman, and i had been raised in somewhat of a racist environment, it was not too difficult to imagine them on a white woman!! i was like, damn! whats' the big deal?? -so THATS' a pair of tits!!

natty geo also was in my hands many a time when i'd find myself in some boring environment, ie; visiting friends of my folks, etc.......

i at one time subscribed, but had trouble with their nazi-like subscription policies. i've recently heard they're "hurting" -i hope not!!...-glorious magazine with great articles and WONDERFUL photography!!

found myself at "uncle" mcfoolsley's house bored to tears!, natty geo was my savior!!
seed me a pair of tits in natty geo !!

by michael foolsley February 20, 2010

Natte

A word derived from Afrikaans to describe a beautiful woman/girl. It is a type of woman that can make a man wet.

Wayne: Jisis, kyk daai meisie, sy's n natte!

by FranticAcorn September 25, 2014

Natty Ice

A beer best enjoyed after an exam, in a cold pilsner glass, at 1 PM after two days and nights of studying for an exam. Tastes better than Budweiser and more solute (increased alcohol) than Bud Light. This beer is a god send, when you can't afford imports such as Guiness and Aventinus or even Paulaner Salvator.

Joe: "Man, this store just has overpriced Heineken and buddy-fucker light. Let's go get a 30 of Natty Ice for 10 bucks"

Friend: "I'm not going to drink that swill I have standards"

Joe: "Okay drink your expensive American Piss Lager. I'll drink my inexpensive American Piss Lager"

by gamete0 December 16, 2008

natty ice

what a skunk would taste like if it were a liquid

"god damn, this natty ice really tastes like piss, i should have stuck with keystone"

by bither January 11, 2009