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Nano-corruption

Nano-corruption (n.): The deliberate manipulation of specific words, timestamps, or administrative details in official documents to create misleading narratives while maintaining plausible deniability. A sophisticated form of corruption that operates at the microscopic level of bureaucratic language.
Example from real case:
Police officers wrote "had" instead of "has" when referring to a valid restraining order that was still active for 19 months, creating a false impression that the order had expired. This nano-corruption in official documentation was part of a larger pattern where officers manipulated precise language in reports to obscure constitutional violations.
Used in a sentence: "The department engaged in nano-corruption by strategically using past tense verbs in their reports to make valid court orders appear expired." Administrative gaslighting, bureaucratic manipulation, paper trail tampering
The term perfectly captures how modern corruption often operates through seemingly minor but intentional manipulations of official language and documentation rather than obvious misconduct.
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Nano Repairs

It's some tech repair store or something, I don't fucking know. The owner fucked my friend's mom once. According to legends, work gets done here, though I am yet to see it.
Riley: "I broke my phone, oh noes"
Jacob: "Go to Nano Repairs you whore"
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Nano

The absolute hottest guy in the world and he also has the biggest cock ever.
???: Check it out. My boyfriend is such a Nano.
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Nano biscuit

That guy over there is a real nano biscuit
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nano

a particular person that’s attractive and warm. Usually around 4 feet tall. big hearted person
i heard he was a nano
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Nano

A way of describing a person who is very attractive, and/or cute, but without the use of their name.

Usually used in a secretive manner
"She is a nano for sure"

"Theres this nano I like"
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Anti-nano

Something so small it can't be detected by any microscopic means, but still gives off a presence. Interacts with light/gravity in a way that simply teflects its own arpeture. Like a camera. Is possibly the indication of a biological entity, unseen.
Doctor, the anti-nano mechanism is rejecting the path of least resistance.

Prepare for biopsy.

Blood levels levelling...we have boiling point.

Excellent work doctors.

Pop! Ssszzzzz!
by ESPeciallyscientific February 19, 2017
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